Corporate greed! Big business sticking it to the little guy! Government bail-outs! Well, no bail-outs—Uncle Sam’s staying out of this one. But if Wall Street takeover artist “Larry the Liquidator” can grab enough stock to take control of New England Wire & Cable, the little guy’s just as screwed!

Wellbilt Theater Factory was founded on an idea. An ideal, more accurately. A shared belief that a group of like-minded artists, dedicated to the art and craft of theater, working in harmonious collaboration—

Wait a minute . . . who wrote that hippie crap?! That ain't us. We're a blue collar theater company: we show up every day, work hard, and crank out a quality product. We get dirty, we get bloody (usually not on purpose) and we get smelly. At WTF, we leave the sappy, soul-searching "I love you, man" self-exploration crap until after work. And then, only if we've been drinking.

See, we're working for the customer. That's you! So buy with confidence—our shows are 100% guaranteed. In theory . . .

Refunds? In this economy?! That ain't American!